From Lisa...

okay, god help all of us, i was just trying to summarize how to negotiate poly relationships with a friend:

(4/11/2007 7:34:22 PM): well i've started a bunch of relationships
(4/11/2007 7:34:24 PM): you flirt
(4/11/2007 7:34:28 PM): you smooch
(4/11/2007 7:34:34 PM): you smooch some more
(4/11/2007 7:34:39 PM): you say, gosh i like that smooching
(4/11/2007 7:34:56 PM): they say, they like smooching too
(4/11/2007 7:35:21 PM): you say, you know, so-and-so's my main smoochee so i'm not available for the grand smoocherino
(4/11/2007 7:35:40 PM): they say, that's cool cause i'm smooching seven other people and my cat
(4/11/2007 7:36:02 PM): you say: no smooching without condoms and a rubber wet suit
(4/11/2007 7:36:15 PM): they say, okay, don't forget the keg o'lube
(4/11/2007 7:36:38 PM): you say, i have room in my schedule every three months
(4/11/2007 7:36:48 PM): they say, i'll see if i can squeeze you in that often

i'm sure i didn't leave out anything important, right?